Saturday, 22 May 1875

I have set myself to reading the memoirs of Marguerite de Valois, wife of Henri IV.
I have already received a great many books — soon I shall have them all.
I cannot remember ever having laughed so much as today.
At the baths we were tolerably tranquil, despite Audiffer's scheming.
Marie alone went in to bathe; I am resting for a day and remain on the shore with Olga, my aunt, Walitsky and Pâris, in the midst of everyone.
The young hero was far away, but having caught sight of us, he puts his chair on his head and, followed by two scoundrels, comes to seat himself close by.
Back at home, Nina joins the children, delighted at my assurance that Girofla is in love with Olga; she jokes and promises to steal him away from her daughter — for it seems that she, being in our closed landau while he passed reclining in his light carriage, he sat up and peered through the window. Of this I believe only what it pleases me to believe.
After dinner we go up with Nina to one of the pavilion terraces and there make such an infernal racket imitating the cries of every earthly creature that the neighbours close their windows and flee. As it is dark, Dina and Marie dance the cancan, which causes Nina to swoon with delight. Then they play dancers, rope-jumpers, circus riders, and so on — and at last Nina, carried away, begins jumping at a run, and we follow her singing that air from Guillaume Tell which lends itself so wonderfully to skipping.
Worn out at last, we sit down, and among the thousand absurdities one proposes, we fix upon this one: to disguise ourselves as old Englishwomen and go and ask to visit the château. To gauge the feasibility of the disguise, we dress one another's hair immediately — or rather, I dress everyone's hair — and we go in to Maman. Without our bursts of laughter and the dressing gowns we were wearing, the devil himself could not recognise us. The moment we enter Maman's room, another impossible saturnalia begins again.
I am certain that in the course of my life I shall never laugh at anything as I laugh at this innocent and harmless amusement.
Nina loves adventures; she has spoken to Maman of the expedition to the château, and Maman, at a signal from me, approved it. So that with God's help, on Monday we shall perform our pilgrimage.

Notes

shall perform our pilgrimage: In English in the original.